I could do better than these bitches, or, I have bigger breasts than most female ice skaters
I could totally nail that jump.
I wouldn't have fallen there.
I would have finished in time with the music.
I would be so much better than these ice twinkies.
If I knew how to skate.
I wouldn't have fallen there.
I would have finished in time with the music.
I would be so much better than these ice twinkies.
If I knew how to skate.
posted by Spec at 10:30 PM
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I thought you were channelling DICK Button until I got to the last line. Presumably, he still does know how to skate. . .
(What are you gonna do this weekend with FB off in Sin City? It doesn't take THAT long to drive over here!)
I think you would be an inspiration to all the other nonskaters out there, nailing that jump, finishing in time, etc., even though you're not a - um - STRONG skater.
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