Happy New Year (ABCs)

Happy 2007 everyone. As a special treat for the New Year, I am actually posting something. Thrilling, huh?
So here it is: a series of sentences written with a word for each letter of the alphabet, in order. It's not as easy as you'd think. Take a look at these sentences, then try coming up with some of your own.

#1
All blackened cherries drip easily forward, gaining hold intently just knowing, lest make naysayers overly panic, quiet revenge stains those undeniably vainglorious Western xenophobes yellow, zealously.

#2
Attacking bats carried doves eagerly from green homes in juniper kennels left mistakenly, negligently open per quasi-relevant, systematic theories ululated vocally when Xanthippe yelled zeugmatically.

#3
“Ain’t bad, chap,” Darla evoked fluidly.
“Gosh how!” I jested, kneeling lower. “Made not one person quit.”
“Really?”
“Sure. Took up various xiphoidic yardsticks zestfully.”